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<rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><default:channel xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" rdf:about="http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/"><title>Public Transport Ur Havin A Laugh</title><link>http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/</link><description></description><dc:language xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">en-EU</dc:language><admin:generatorAgent xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" rdf:resource="http://www.blog.co.uk"/><sy:updatePeriod xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">8</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><image><title>Public Transport Ur Havin A Laugh</title><link>http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/c0/50d3d08bfec38726466fe7c6b84a5e_160x200.jpg</url></image><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/2006/03/30/title~685206/"/></rdf:Seq></items></default:channel><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/2006/03/30/title~685206/"><default:title>The Law of Public Transport</default:title><default:link>http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/2006/03/30/title~685206/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2006-03-30T11:06:39+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p class="left"&gt;I think someone at &lt;em&gt;Greater Manchester Public Transport &lt;/em&gt;is playing mind games, trying to head f &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt="&gt;:XX" class="middle" border="0"&gt; k me! &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Let me explain, for the last couple of week i have been catching the bus to and from work. I set off every morning&lt;br&gt;
 at 7 o'clock walking 15 minutes&lt;br&gt;
to the bus stop, i wait patiently for the bus which according to the time table should arrive at 7.22am. Every morning&lt;br&gt;
 the bus turns up between 10 and 15 minutes late, don't ask me why as the bus station is only 5 minutes away!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;However today, i set off 5 minutes later, still leaving myself enough time to get to the bus stop. It decides to come&lt;br&gt;
at 7.13am f &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt="&gt;:XX" class="middle" border="0"&gt; king 9 minutes early? flying past me like he's late for his breakfast, leaving me a half an hour wait&lt;br&gt;
 for the next one, resulting in me being late and getting ear ache from my boss.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Please can someone explain to me the &lt;strong&gt;law of Public Transport &lt;/strong&gt;as i have yet to work this one out&lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_question.gif" alt=":?:" class="middle" border="0"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://publictransportjoke.blog.co.uk/2006/03/30/title~685206/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="left">I think someone at <em>Greater Manchester Public Transport </em>is playing mind games, trying to head f <img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"> k me! <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"><br>
Let me explain, for the last couple of week i have been catching the bus to and from work. I set off every morning<br>
 at 7 o'clock walking 15 minutes<br>
to the bus stop, i wait patiently for the bus which according to the time table should arrive at 7.22am. Every morning<br>
 the bus turns up between 10 and 15 minutes late, don't ask me why as the bus station is only 5 minutes away!</p>
	<p>However today, i set off 5 minutes later, still leaving myself enough time to get to the bus stop. It decides to come<br>
at 7.13am f <img src="/img/smilies/icon_censored.gif" alt=">:XX" class="middle" border="0"> king 9 minutes early? flying past me like he's late for his breakfast, leaving me a half an hour wait<br>
 for the next one, resulting in me being late and getting ear ache from my boss.</p>
	<p>Please can someone explain to me the <strong>law of Public Transport </strong>as i have yet to work this one out<img src="/img/smilies/icon_question.gif" alt=":?:" class="middle" border="0"></p>
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